Zen Master Orange's Recipe for the Sabbath

Park car against the snow bank.
Get bird seed tropicana jug in the passenger seat.
Engage emergency brake.
Exit.
Lock door.
Look both ways.
Cross the street.
Unscrew cap.
Look for biggest tree.
Throw 1, 2 handfuls of seed under tree.
Rescrew cap.
Look both ways.
Cross the street.
Unlock car.
Enter.
Unbrake.
Drive.

Don't look at the birds.

Park car against the snow bank.
Get bird seed tropicana jug in the passenger seat.
Engage emergency brake.
Exit.
Lock door.
Look both ways.
Cross the street.
Unscrew cap.
Look for biggest tree.
Throw 1, 2 handfuls of seed under tree.
Rescrew cap.
Look both ways.
Cross the street.
Unlock car.
Enter.
Unbrake.
Drive.

Don't look at the birds.

Park car against the snow bank.
Get bird seed tropicana jug in the passenger seat.
Engage emergency brake.
Exit.
Lock door.
Look both ways.
Cross the street.
Unscrew cap.
Look for biggest tree.
Throw 1, 2 handfuls of seed under tree.
Rescrew cap.
Look both ways.
Cross the street.
Unlock car.
Enter.
Unbrake.
Drive.